moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

hoganddice:

He doesn’t indiscriminately kill random characters.

He intentionally and deliberately kills characters for whom it makes sense to die.

An unusual amount of characters die in his books because most writers won’t commit to realism enough to do the same.

You evil bastard 

(Source: youtube.com)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch some of the best moments from Stephen Colbert’s Iraq trip.

KNOCK KNOCK 

Who’s there?

*DOOR EXPLODES* AMERICA MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Hello and welcome to mexico!!!

Hello and welcome to mexico!!!

nicolegendary:

poor michael will never live it down - [x]

There are never enough holes

collegehumor:

Liz Phair sings a hippie song

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