Move along there’s nothing to see here.
CHUCK: Son, when you’re older, you can be whatever you want to be.
GABRIEL: Okay, daddy…
Two millennia later…
A Pagan God
A Porn Star
A Ladies Man
Another One Who Bit The Dust
A Trickster (still)
CHUCK: Look, Gabe, when I said-
GABRIEL: Shut up Dad; I’m fabulous!!!
(I LOVE GABE SO MUCH!!!!! - Jess)
He doesn’t indiscriminately kill random characters.
He intentionally and deliberately kills characters for whom it makes sense to die.
An unusual amount of characters die in his books because most writers won’t commit to realism enough to do the same.
You evil bastard
Love is like a slasher film
Hello and welcome to mexico!!!
It has been rumoured that God is a huge fan of Big Brother, and He has launched His own version…